You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
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Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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