you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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