nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
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well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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