how can u be prego again
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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