I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
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Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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