I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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