whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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