oh god the rape fog is back!
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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