During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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