not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
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so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
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Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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