Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
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i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
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Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH