i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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