..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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