If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
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i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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