I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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