the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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