"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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