Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
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I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
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Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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