Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
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It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
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Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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