Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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