Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
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my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
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