booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
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What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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