Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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