Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
either way he was missing a nipple.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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