this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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