Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
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I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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