It's like God shit irony all over that family
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
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I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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