i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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