I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
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TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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