We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
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I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
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We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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