Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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