i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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