the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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