When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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