Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
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Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
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I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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