I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Randomize