508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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