So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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