You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
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He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
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How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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