Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Randomize
