i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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