I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
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