I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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