im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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