I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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