So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
How does one acquire holy water?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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