Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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