its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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