If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I would fuck him just for his dog
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
