I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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