Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
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the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
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When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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