I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
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PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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