so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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