i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm bleeding and have questions
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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