Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
honey bunches of taint.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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