ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
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Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
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i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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