i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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