we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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