I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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