The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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