He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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