I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
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I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
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Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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